I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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