we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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