D3 body, D1 cock
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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