He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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