babies were throwing up all over the place
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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