All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
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Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
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So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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