More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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