Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
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A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Boobs are out for the taking
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
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That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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