Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Someone came in the potted fern
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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