i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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