Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
ugly people sure do ruin things
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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