So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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