laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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