I smell stomach acid.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
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Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
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If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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