i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
