i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
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You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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