I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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