Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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