Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
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one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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