i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
My breasts were aching with rage.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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