Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Randomize
