: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
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my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
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I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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