I got chris browned last night
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
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ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
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My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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