when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Floor bacon is actually really good
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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