im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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