Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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