I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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