I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
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I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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