I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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