so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
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You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
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