It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Ladies don't puke and tell
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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