Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
The beer is more important than you right now.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I think your dad took our porno
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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