Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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