You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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