my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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