New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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