is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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