why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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