You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
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I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
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I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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