Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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