ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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