I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
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I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
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I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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