sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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