I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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