Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Randomize
