dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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