So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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