all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
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