you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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