Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
you have to choose: penises or morals?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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