So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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