Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
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Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
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sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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