Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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