How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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