everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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