we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize