A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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