I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
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Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I'm really busy with my period
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