Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
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Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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