White coat. Heels.
You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
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i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
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remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room