WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
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He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
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Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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