It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
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Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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